![]() |
Say To Break Up With Him (Dot Com)
TAROT READINGS, 24/7* – CALL OR TEXT: |
Oh, hi. I'm Nate.
And I am here to convey unto you
We'll chat, I'll give you some thoughts / advice to think on,
S P I R I T U A L G U I D A N C E
that definitely won't just amount to:
and it'll all honeslty probably be weirdly on-point.
IN-PERSON & VIDEO TAROT READINGS, FROM A PERSON WHO HAS DONE THEM BEFORE**
I have been reading the cards for over a decade now, and I definitely have a bachelor's in psychology,
so I am extremely qualified to advise you on all manner of things:
** Deck pics available upon request. |
![]() |
||||||||||||||
![]() |
AVAILABLE ANY TIME, DAY OR NIGHT*
Call or text, and we'll set up a time to chat –
|
||||||||||||||
READINGS ARE PRICED BY ANGEL NUMBER, BECAUSE I KNOW Y'ALL LOVE THOSE
P.S – Follow our insta, for regular discounts on readings, if you'll help spread the word about us a little.
Tips are always appreciated, but they will not change the reading. The future cannot be bought. But!
|
|
Call or text "I-SLUT-CARDS" I'll be expecting you. |
![]() |
Frequently Asked Questions ["FAQ"]
So, are you actually psychic, or what?
Blah blah.
How can I get a reading?
Where are you located?
Do you group readings?
Uh, so are you going to say anything to cover your ass?
|
* The hotline is OPEN 24/7. Whether or not I ANSWER...
I might be sleeping or drinking or having a mood disorder.
Nights generally better. Texts generally less horrifying.
Or just email: nate@thecardssaytobreakupwithhim.com
LAST UPDATED: 7/14/25 – Genius marketer that I am, I forgot to mention up front that tarot readings are the service I offer. Lots of content updates. Now it just needs to look tackier! |
![]() |