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Oh, hi. I'm Nate.

And I am here to convey unto you
S P I R I T U A L   G U I D A N C E
that definitely won't just amount to:

"You should break up with your boyfriend."
"And/or quit your job."

 

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FROM A PERSON WHO HAS
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I have been giving tarot readings for over a decade now, and am therefore extremely qualified to advise you on:

  • LOVE & ROMANCE! 💖
  • YOUR CAREER! 💰️
  • THE FUTURE IN GENERAL! ⚰️
  • YOUR TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND! 🧛‍♂️
  • OTHER THINGS, I'M SURE! 🥀
 

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Call or text, and we'll hop on a video call, and I will give you much good guidance, backed by the advice of actual ghosts.

 


NOTE: It's not GUARANTEED the cards will say to break up with him. Just, as a general rule, if you're seeking out tarot readers, you're probably looking for someone to affirm a major life change. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

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Tips are appreciated, but mostly I'm here to give you
thinly-veiled therapy, and blame it on the spirit realm.

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I might be sleeping or drinking or having a mood disorder.
Nights generally better. Texting generally less horrifying.

 

LAST UPDATED: 10/24/24 – Extremely thrown-together MVP, so the business cards I'm handing out at this party go somewhere. More chaotic, ASAP.